NEW ALBUM: "Lancashizer" out now!
Our 10 song debut album "Lancashizer" is out now!
Get your copy on Bandcamp, itunes and CD Baby!
What do the fans think?
"Listened to it last night its left an indentation in my soul, other than that loved it xx"
"What can I say, I am...... Disturbingly amazed, audibly psychologically abused but most of all honoured and proud to have witnessed seeing your live performance along with owning your debut record that smacks talent, current affairs and the unsaid in the face! The dark undercurrent of the album sounds out the honestly lost In today's taboo society. Your album is fantastic and endearing."
It's finally here, what you've all been waiting for, some straight up Lancashizer in yer grill, now like every album there are tips on how to listen correctly, so here we go, our top ten tips for listening to our debut album:
1. Don't listen to "Uncle Daddy" in your car if you plan on passing a primary school.
2. Don't tell your friends to listen to "Baby's Last Dog" if they have a rottweiler and they used to have a child.
3. "I Love You So Much I Can't Shit" is the perfect song for valentines day, use it and abuse it.
4. "Big Bad John" Is a Christmas song so show your grandma this Christmas and every Christmas while she still has time.
5. "Hardest Man In Blackburn" When listening, punch everything in your way, this is recommended for occasions such as "Black Friday", "School Sports Days" and "Punch your manager till he's dead" days.
6. "Midwife Crisis" is the perfect song for revising to become a midwife, take heed in its message and "Just take care of the babies"
7. "Chiles Molester" should now be used for all football shows such as "Soccer FM", "Match Of The Day" and "Final Score" so if you have the power use it wisely. All five-a-side halls should also have this playing on repeat to boost teamwork and individual skill.
8. "Homeboy With No Home, Boy" will now be used to teach personality skills to boring cunts in primary and secondary schools, for example if a child was to say (in song) "I have adrenaline running through my veins, rock you all night or I love you, oh its true" etc etc they will be subjected to this song on repeat whilst in the Chokey"
9. "Hardcoore Pooern" will be played on Babestation or the new and upcoming "Hunstation" and it also makes a great soundtrack when choking/stroking the chicken dependant on its behavoir, "Bin Day" is also a great time to whap it out......the song that is.
10. "Here Comes T'Wolfman" Never listen to this song alone, one young man once said "here comes t'wolfman" three times in the mirror and was forced to tickle t'wolfmans chin and had his pint stolen. He was also abused.
We hope you enjoy the album.
Kind Regards The Working Man (Hardest Man In Blackburn)
